Today, I am going to hesitantly react to the trailer for the CATS movie coming up soon. I am rooting for this movie, but I am very nervous for it. I love a good musical, but CATS is a very odd choice for the movie treatment. A VERY ODD CHOICE. I really want it to be good, but I’ve seen what the cats look like. That is some weird looking cats.
I am not going to ramble on any longer because I need to sleep. It is passed 3:30am, and I have to wake up around 6am… So let’s get started!
Please be good…
0:05 – That’s a good shot, but also a strange shot. These cats… the way they move. It is just weird. I like weird though.
0:10 – I am so excited for the music even though the movie might be trash.
0:14 – THE WAY SHE MOVES. I AM DEAD.
0:27 – Their necks look weird… and also Francesca as Victoria kind of looks like Ariana Grande in the face.. Hmmm.
0:40 – I am sorry, but the visuals are freaking stunning.
0:44 – This cat honestly doesn’t look as bad as the others. It is probably due to him wearing clothes..
0:46 – I am telling you!!! The visuals sells this movie for me. Everything else is just a leaky pipe that can easily be fixed if they try.
0:50 – I have nothing great to say about this movie besides the visuals and Jennifer Hudson’s voice so I am going to keep on mentioning it.
0:55 – OH. Please pick up the pace. Looks like it might be!
0:59 – James Corden’s character is the birth child of Cat in the Hat and the Penguin from Batman.
1:03 – Jason Derulo just looks like Jason Derulo I guess.
1:13 – I was thinking Taylor Swift would shine more in this trailer, but she isn’t really doing much to impress me.
1:21 – All Rebel Wilson has to do is be Rebel Wilson. She is doing that here, and she is doing a damn good job.
1:27 – JENNIFER HUDSON IS HERE TO STEAL THE SHOW GUYS. I LOVE HER VOICE.
1:45 – The visuals, the music, and the choreography. Those are the only good things so far.
1:58 – Beautiful shot.
2:08 – A beautiful shot paired with a beautiful voice.
Meh. That is all I can say. Because I do not hate it. I feel guilty saying that because so many people do hate it. They don’t look the greatest. This “Digital Fur Technology” garbage going around is just stupid. They look sleek. They look like their fur is glued down. That technology was definitely a flop so fix it please.
I love the music. I love the visuals. I love the choreography. The cast is a pretty decent cast. I am open to liking this movie. I must admit that I love campy movies. It’s a big plus when it is campy AND it has music. Therefore, this movie is right up my alley. I still think it has more potential to be bad than good, but please at least let it be watchable. I doubt it though.
I will just label my feelings about this trailer as mixed. What did you think about it? Did you hate it? Did you love it? Are you unsure like me? Let me know in the comment section!! Goodbye for now!
Writer: Noah Purser
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